50 Things I Don't Care About Anymore, If I Ever Did
1. What makes you really really really happy
2. What kind of beer you drink
3. Israelis and Palestinians
4. The number of gang-bangers killed in Chicago over the last two months
5. Glenn Beck
6. What you think about "The Health Care Bill"
7. Chelsea Clinton
8. Afghanistan
9. Who is supposed to be doing who in the blogosphere
10. What you think about President Obama
11. President Obama
12. What a person who idolizes the 8th century thinks about the country I live in
13. Your IQ
14. Who will be the youngest person to ever sail around the world single-handed
15. The World Cup
16. Iraq
17. The Wikileaks Afghanistan documents
18. Who did what to your people or my people two hundred years ago
19. People who still hate France
20. Which party dominates the Senate after the fall elections
21. Where the hell Waziristan is or why I should want to know in the first place
22. How small/big/new/old/condition your house is
23. Kate Gosselin
24. Kate Gosselin's Husband Whatshisname
25. Their kids
26. Any random housewife from New Jersey
27. Gorden Ramsay
28. Future Vampire movies
29. Angelina Jolie
30. Oliver Stone
31. The NRA
32. Dick Cheney
33. Which side you are on
34. What crap you invented so you could put me on "that" list
35. Just exactly how much of a bitch/bastard you can be
36. What you don't like about stuff I do like
37. The Pope guy
38. Whether or not there ever is peace in the Middle East
39. People who still think Scientology is an actual religion
40. Xenu's 1950's-style prison planes and/or the volcanoes that didn't exist yet when you and I were supposedly tossed into them (see #39)
41. Young entrepreneurs. Especially young female entrepreneurs who are convinced they are hot but really look like a goggle-eyed snapping turtle (see #29)
42. How many people respond to my posts or visit this blog
43. Republicans
44. Al Franken
45. Young Pakistanis who are convinced the CIA attacked the towers so the US could have an excuse to kill Muslims
46. Moronic, blithering, fat-ass illiterates exactly my age who still believe Barack Obama is either a Muslim or not born here
47. What I say to telemarketers
48. What you think of me
49. PETA
50. The Chicago Cubs
posted by RW @ 11:37 AM
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That's why you never visited my beer review blog! I get it now!
By the way...I drink ALL the beer. I drink it up! Not that you care, just sayin'. ;)
so you still care about sarah palin,then.
And yet... somebody puts ketchup on a hotdog and you go nuts! I guess we all have to have our priorities!
Crab cakes...
earl - in truth I didn't know you had a beer blog. Which is more a testimony to my own limited attention span than anything else I guess.
Gino - Depends how you spin it. If she can't even make a "stuff I don't care about list", that's pretty bad.
dave - what's important is what's important and that's all there is to it.
SK- Maaahhhhmmmmmm, SK's POKIN' me! (Quit it!!!)
My beer blog is mostly defunct. I haven't updated it since June 2009, but for a while there I was rocking and rolling. It was more a chance to test the WordPress waters than anything.
"18. Who did what to your people or my people two hundred years ago..."
That's what I'm talkin' bout, sunshine.
See? the mornin' sun is shinin' like a red damn rubber ball.
But Oliver Stone cares about you.
maybe i've got it all wrong, but i kind of care about random housewives from new jersey.
not any in specific, just generally.
and not necessarily new jersey.
or housewives in particular.
more of a general interest in random people, which is how i got here.
by the way, they let me out today.
tomorrow i'm going on a mystery vacation. it's a mystery because i don't yet know where i'm going.
i get to pick, but i don't know where yet.
i appreciate your kind thoughts.
I love you just a little bit more right now for not thinking Angelina Jolie is hot.
I do loves me this blog, even if you don't care.
Don't make me cry!
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