Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Bullets, now with TITLES!

Air Displacement

  • I am trying as of Monday (yesterday) to displace less air. This is the body weight equivalent (sort of but not totally) of how much water a ship displaces when it is on the sea. Kinda. It's a half-heartedly funny way of saying I'm too damn fat. as in GUT my friend. Yesterday I walk/ran two miles and did a little free weights for about fifteen minutes. There was a lot of water, an apple, an Odwalla fruit smoothie, some corn, half a chicken breast with no skin, an almond butter/apricot preserves PBJ on some very good high fiber wheat bread (I found one that doesn't taste like cardboard and even smells yummy toasting! Woo hoo...), a tomato and a baked potato, not in that order. Oh yes and a beer in the shower after the run. Let's not be totally stupid. Today is my pasta stir-fry (so-called) and two more miles. I'll get this. You just watch.


  • Science Geek Much?
  • It may seem out of character to some but I've become a rather big fan of the Science Channel. That link will take you to the list of shows it has but there's one in particular I'm surprised you guys don't already know about called "Sci-Fi Science." I won't talk too long on it but here's some shows they've done of late: How To Blow Up A Planet, How To Build A Superhero Suit, How To Build A Forcefield, and there was a real good one on Building A Starship. I'm going to assume you are already fans but just never got around to telling us because... dudes?... you need this.


  • Facebook Ads
  • So the deal is you're supposed to be able to determine what ads you do and do not wish to see on your Facebook page by clicking the X on stuff you don't want, listing why you don't want them and then the genii inside the computers that run Facebook will make sure you doan gettum no more. So I get the "Join The Tea Party" and I click offensive, and then I get "Say No To Government Run Healthcare" and I click misleading, and then I get "Draft Sarah Palin for High Holy Panjandrum" or something and I click offensive, and you'd think by now they'd get the idea. But no. I'm still getting ads for all the hair-brained neo-McCarthyite, fight the communist conspiracy hogwash being paid for by the Insurance companies that is coming from deeply patriotic everyday people. I'm going to get some electrical tape and block off the whole right side of the screen.


  • That's settled
  • After years and years I've finally had described to me what kind of fiction I write. It's dystopian except it isn't futuristic, it's now. Which is crazy, but thanks anyway Rupert. I just thought it was real life. Who knew...
  • 15 Comments:

    At March 23, 2010 10:14 AM , Blogger B.E. Earl said...

    We don't get the Science Channel in my neighborhood. We are thinking of switching cable providers, so the new one might have it. I hope so, because I need to know how to blow up a planet. For, um, theoretical purposes only. Right.

     
    At March 23, 2010 11:14 AM , Blogger Faiqa said...

    Earl, you cannot blow up a planet. That is MY idea. Besides, I'm genetically suited for that kind of thing.

    I meant because Asians are good at math. What did you THINK I meant by that??!

     
    At March 23, 2010 11:54 AM , Blogger RW said...

    Faiqa is really starting to scare me right about here...

     
    At March 23, 2010 4:01 PM , Blogger Avitable said...

    I've heard of that show, but haven't checked it out yet.

     
    At March 23, 2010 4:06 PM , Blogger RW said...

    When he did the Superhero suit I thought of you and Dave almost at once. He takes science fiction stuff and shows how actual technology can approach it. And some of it is over the top awesome. I highly recommend.

     
    At March 23, 2010 5:29 PM , Blogger sybil law said...

    I've heard of that show, too. Even saw some guy on Craig Ferguson talking about it. Sounds cool!
    Good luck on the poundage loss.
    That sounds so weird.

     
    At March 23, 2010 6:01 PM , Blogger RW said...

    I'm not a big science guy, Sybil, and it wasn't one of my better subjects in school. But the way the host presents it (he's a doctor of physics or somesuch) even a dust mote like me can get it. AND THEN HE DOES IT... it's really cool.

     
    At March 23, 2010 9:38 PM , Blogger Gino said...

    i lost 45lbs on the 'formula thru a syringe' diet.

    very effective. you will actually lose weight just by sleeping it off.

    still got some stacked up, and a box of syringes. shall i send them all to you?

     
    At March 24, 2010 6:49 AM , Blogger Candy's daily Dandy said...

    Grandpa is smokin hot! Nice.

    Good luck with the weight battle. I have been SERIOUSLY waging at 20 pounds since Jan 4th, and so far?

    6 freakin pounds.

    Not that I'm complaining, but for all my effort, and I'm bustin a nut here, I feel like I'm being robbed. I just want to gorge myself on a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs....

     
    At March 24, 2010 11:30 AM , Blogger Miss Britt said...

    OK, seriously? I am actually tickled to death to hear someone else mention HALF a chicken breast. When I cut the chicken breast in half the other night, my family looked at me like I was crazy.

    And, uh, real life? Dude - you wrote about talking heads growing in gardens!

     
    At March 24, 2010 12:04 PM , Blogger RW said...

    What, I saw one in 1969.

     
    At March 24, 2010 7:35 PM , Blogger Poppy said...

    Am I really the first person to post the comment, "you're on Facebook?!?!?!"?

     
    At March 24, 2010 10:01 PM , Blogger RW said...

    Yeth. I on facebook.

     
    At March 24, 2010 10:14 PM , Blogger Steph said...

    Hey, RW and I send each other banana monkeys...

     
    At March 24, 2010 10:25 PM , Blogger RW said...

    well Steph don't let it get around. I mean, keep it under your hat.

     

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