Thursday, July 16, 2009
20 Things I've Always Wanted To Say To You
Where I attempt to do this meme wherein you say 20 things to people but without saying who they are and, per this new twist somebody put on it, be positive and nice and friendly and shit. Instead of the usual ranting bully routine people usually use this meme for.
I shall endeavor, Ahem... (in best Pope voice, he proceeds...)
1. If you got that broccoli out of your teeth you'd be so pretty.
2. Um, no, we heard the fart, actually.
3. After seven vodkas you're absolutely stunning.
4. How many times are we supposed to fix the same damn problem for you, day after day after day? (EDIT) NO NO NO. Not it. Damn it. DAMN it.
5. You're better than the best drunk I've ever put on, you just only don't give yourself the chance to see yourself in that rosy hued mirror somewhere in my imagination between the ages of rocks and the tallies from the last horseracing season. My friend.
6. I'm glad you like where you live.I think it sucks to be you but I'm trying to be nice. SHIT!!
7. If I was thirty years younger, unmarried, and a GIRL then yeah, OK, whatever you say.Until then, Jesus dude, put a lid on it.
8. I wish this was ten things I like about you instead of twenty, because I honestly can't think of twenty. I mean, seriously.
9. You have the qualities of a bandage.
10. You don't need to hang on to the past, you're good just like you are. You're better than any of your memories.
11. I wish I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew just exactly how much I love you.
12. Please stop trying to kill yourself. Seriously, what the hell?
13. Don't have that second child. God, circumstances, and your own instability (which you hide so well) all point to the one beautiful child you already have as like, you know, IT.
14. I love it when you pull my finger.
15. And you, over there? You can pull anything I got.
16. Berlin does "Live To Tell" a hundred times better than stupid Madonna and you know it.
17. I'm different on the intertubes than a lot of guys. I don't have "blog-wives", I have blog-daughters, and that's how I like it - and why I like you.
18. In a word? Shutup. But you're better than that so...
19.You don't have to make fun of innocence to feel good about yourself. So why do you? I mean... your potential is much greater than what you give yourself credit for. Cough... coughcoughcough.
20. I know you don't like passive-aggressive. That's why you're so easy to touch off. But you're better than that so...
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Hey. I did my best. Live with it.
I shall endeavor, Ahem... (in best Pope voice, he proceeds...)
1. If you got that broccoli out of your teeth you'd be so pretty.
2. Um, no, we heard the fart, actually.
3. After seven vodkas you're absolutely stunning.
5. You're better than the best drunk I've ever put on, you just only don't give yourself the chance to see yourself in that rosy hued mirror somewhere in my imagination between the ages of rocks and the tallies from the last horseracing season. My friend.
6. I'm glad you like where you live.
7. If I was thirty years younger, unmarried, and a GIRL then yeah, OK, whatever you say.
8. I wish this was ten things I like about you instead of twenty, because I honestly can't think of twenty. I mean, seriously.
9. You have the qualities of a bandage.
10. You don't need to hang on to the past, you're good just like you are. You're better than any of your memories.
11. I wish I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew just exactly how much I love you.
12. Please stop trying to kill yourself. Seriously, what the hell?
13. Don't have that second child. God, circumstances, and your own instability (which you hide so well) all point to the one beautiful child you already have as like, you know, IT.
14. I love it when you pull my finger.
15. And you, over there? You can pull anything I got.
16. Berlin does "Live To Tell" a hundred times better than stupid Madonna and you know it.
17. I'm different on the intertubes than a lot of guys. I don't have "blog-wives", I have blog-daughters, and that's how I like it - and why I like you.
19.
20. I know you don't like passive-aggressive. That's why you're so easy to touch off. But you're better than that so...
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Hey. I did my best. Live with it.
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What the hell is a blog wife?
Are there really people who assign faux relationships like this to their blog buddies* out there?
*And I even have a hard time with the terms blog buddy or blog friend. I would hope that the people I enjoy in bloggy world I could consider friends in real life, but ya never know**.
**Sorry...I'm just feeling a little cynical lately.
Are there really people who assign faux relationships like this to their blog buddies* out there?
*And I even have a hard time with the terms blog buddy or blog friend. I would hope that the people I enjoy in bloggy world I could consider friends in real life, but ya never know**.
**Sorry...I'm just feeling a little cynical lately.
Ooo, sorry. I thought it was funny too. I had just never heard anyone use the term "blog wives" before. :)
LOVE the RW twist on it!
(Yes, I still want to call you RQ because of my friend RW that I call RQ, & yes, that totally makes sense.)
(Yes, I still want to call you RQ because of my friend RW that I call RQ, & yes, that totally makes sense.)
I'm so confused. Which one of these is about me?
And? I'm sick of Dave2 stealing the spirit of my comments.
And? I'm sick of Dave2 stealing the spirit of my comments.
19 is so totally Adam.
The only thing more frustrating than passive-aggressive is pseudo brooding and over intellectual asshole.
But you're better than that, so...
:-)
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The only thing more frustrating than passive-aggressive is pseudo brooding and over intellectual asshole.
But you're better than that, so...
:-)
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